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Oct14

Clients From Hell: Yokel Paranoia→

clientsfromhell:

Me: “Hello, how can I direct your call?”

Client: “Why are you tracking me?”

Me: “Pardon me?”

Client: “I got an email from someone at your company saying you’re tracking me.”

Me: “We provide GPS tracking services. Are you a current customer?”

Client: “No, I ain’t a customer. My Name is…

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